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According to a web-site no one cares about, there is in January 2012 predicted heavy snowfall all over the UK. This could interfere with all the many transfer plans Liverpool are involved in. If the weather gets as bad as predicted, airports could be closed, roads could be blocked and then it will be difficult to get the contracts signed before the closing of the transfer window.
This will automatically affect Glen Johnson’s departure for Real Madrid. However the Spanish club has agreed to supervise the medical via the internet and then hopefully the snow will be gone by January 31st- Martin Kelly has offered his help and said he will do ANYTHING to help Johnson make it on time since both of them play in the same position.
David Villa is now facing the same problem if he can’t get into the UK on time. Guardiola has promised to check up on the possibility for Villa to travel by boat. As Guardiola said,“what’s a little snowstorm compared to the battle I’m having with Mourinho.”
If the airports in the UK are closed throughout January then Carlos Tevez won’t be able to flee Britain. Who will get him is still insure at this time. Tevez has stated that since he has so much free time on his hands, he will be walking from club to club to ask who would offer him the highest wages.
However it is now made clear that Liverpool’s away clash with Man City on January 3rd will go ahead as planned regardless the amount of possible snowfall. Man City is the only club in the world with enough money to buy artificial sunlight. So the blue part of Manchester will look like a sunny spring day in January. Roberto Mancini has promised LFC that the Liverpool players will be picked up by a flight from Etihad airways first class of course. To the question on how that plane would land in Liverpool if John Lennon airport is closed, Mancini responded: “when was the last time I asked for something and didn’t get it”?
Mancini has one condition though, that Tevez is not part of the LFC squad that day. Not because he has problems with Tevez playing for Pool, no the problem lies elsewhere. Mancini says: (according to a friend of a friend who is a third cousin of Mancini’s third cousin) “do you really believe we would let Tevez back into Manchester once we got rid of him. He could get homesick and you guys don’t know what he is like, when he is homesick.”
Kenny Dalglish has gladly accepted the offer. He believes this is his big chance to kidnap Adam Johnson and get him FOR FREE. With the size of Mancini’s squad, he would never notice one missing.
Rafa Benitez is absolutely keen on returning as LFC manager. He knows he won’t be able to replace Dalglish now, so Benitez has announced he will take over Everton from January. This will at least give him a chance to be close. Benitez has challenged Kenny Dalglish to a good old-fashioned duel. Suggesting that the team that finish above the other come May will be permanent manager of LFC from August. Dalglish has never before turned down a challenge and he is not about to now. Dalglish actually believes this challenge will be a good thing.
Dalglish said, “We are hosting Everton in February and Benitez returning to Anfield as Everton manager will certainly take the attention away from us hitting the crossbar”.
David Moyes was left saying: “Why am I always the last one to know”?
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