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David Beckham was on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Wednesday doing a hidden camera bit where he visits an unsuspecting masseuse and Ellen tells him ridiculous things to say to her.
And it's actually really funny!
Well, for me at least. =D


Plus...
Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…

Jerks won't let me sit on the stupid bench with them.
They're all so jealous of me.
Just because I'm better than all of them doesn't mean they have to be so heartless.
Do you know that Cristiano has feelings, too?
And right now those feelings are hurt.
Sad for him huh, EviaLow?


Why is this guy jumping on me like that?
Oh wait. Is that Wayne Rooney?! Is Wayne Rooney jumping on me right now?!
Oh God, why is he doing this? He's like a perverted ginger seal.
He must be mistaking me for someone else. Maybe he's so desperate that he'll go after ANYTHING.
Maybe I should tell him that my name is Stephan?
That probably wouldn't even stop him!
Ahhh this is a scarring experience!
Arghh! How I still hate rooney..

 
OK, guys.
I really appreciate your affection and joy because I scored, but come on. I can’t breathe.
Seriously, this is getting uncomfortable.
Please stop. Now.
Please get off me, you guys. I’m begging you!
OK, now I regret scoring those goals. Please let me go. My lung is deflating.
I think I’m blacking out now. I hope you turds are happy.
If I die like this I’m going to haunt you wherever you go.

I'm AUDREY CHONG A 17 years old girl living in Malaysia.

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